draco malfoy: hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but i am a racist
i hate gingers
and mudbloods
i despise gryffindor house
and my parents work for the man who killed your parents
would you like to be my friend?
(Source: jordan-reamy, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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ACCURATE.
#good thing korra’s learning after 8 eps #it only took zuko 3 seasons
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“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”
(Source: eduardosuaverin, via dangerousperson)
How I torture my coworkers
- me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening
- Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
- me: They don't have a clue
- Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
- Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
- supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
- me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!
Things you may see at the Tim Burton Exhibit.
(Source: timburtonsblog, via the-deer-in-the-headlights)
take heed.
(May sell prints of this soon… And open picture in new tab to view larger)
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